okay pat passed out under dana's car
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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