well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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