I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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