but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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