I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
That's intense
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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