Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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