I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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