You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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