I'm drive I can fine osifer
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Randomize
