: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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