You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
how does that bad decision feel?
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