what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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