i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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