Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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