hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I need to align my fucking chakras
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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