ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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