dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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