Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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