Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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