You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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