The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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