Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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