There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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