You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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