I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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