I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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