As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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