The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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