I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
did i just pee glitter
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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