: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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