just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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