You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
