is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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