You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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