Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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