Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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