I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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