So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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