Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I understand Curling. That high.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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