I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i drank out of a bidet.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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