they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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