We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Vodka?
Forever.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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