Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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