Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I AM VODKA MAN
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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