We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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