I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
