i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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