Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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