i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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