another moral hangover. fuck.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
my shit smells like andre
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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