oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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