Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I have aggressive nipples.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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